Total Medals Earned: 860 (From 175 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,170 Points
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 10/25 (200/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Fully research 10 items.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 16/27 (350/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Complete Act III
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords